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Warning: This was taken from top-secret government files, namely under the Department of Developmental Science for Military Defense and Espionage. What this product excerpt is about to tell you will completely revolutionize the way you think about high school students.

Do not be fooled. What you see before you is no ordinary high school student, but a prototype of artificial intelligence programmed to simulate actual teenage high school behavior. Built and grafted with Skin-Smart, the newest technology in artificial skin and body contour, the L.O.U.E [Logical Offense-type Universal Emulate] is equipped with all the intellectual, physical and emotional skills needed to handle any situation. Thus, it uses this advantage to participate in both academic and non-academic endeavors in order to fit in. It comes with an analytical cerebral cortex structure, built-in function for satire, sarcasm and humor, and a state-of-the-art creative system. If programmed properly, it can be coerced to play music, act and dance. It is designed to be of due service to the deserving masses and is designed to be highly principled. It is dynamic and can be programmed to learn certain skills not necessarily installed in the original system. Due to it being mechatronic in nature, it is surpassingly suited to participate in mechanical and electrical fields of work. Nonetheless, it has an exceptional way of being emotional and can relate remarkably well with all types of people. Loyalty to human relations is an eminent trait developed by this Emulate.

The L.O.U.E can be set to two levels: Achieve and Under-Achieve. Runs on a Faith Operated System. Fueled by coffee. Works best under pressure. Constantly upgradeable. Highly compatible with any computer.

Produced by the Philippines. Not For Sale.


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